The life of a curly girl/guy:
- Someone: So, is your hair naturally curly?
- You, trying to be witty: No, it's actually like, pin-straight.
- Someone: REALLY? Omg!
- You: No, it's not actually straight...
- Someone: *confused*
- You: It's curly.
- Someone: ...
- You: ...
How many ibrupofens do you have to take to die?